You are the last thought in my mind before I drift off to sleep and the first thought when I wake up each morning. I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that? If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.